An Astro “Show Car”?

Yes, that’s what this claims to be.

This is an Astro van with a nasty body kit, poor color choices, airbags and no mention of any engine work.  What more can I say?

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Beautiful Downtown Culver City, CA
$3,800
-CG

The seller states that this is a “fully unique body kit” and “you will NEVER find another like this.”  We’re okay with that and the world would be a slightly better place is this one never existed.

The creator of this custom couldn’t decide what to do with the boxy rear, so it just has an ugly plastic bumper and a crooked license plate mount.

“Performance” gauges and pedals combine with hideous green and obligatory billet wheel to check all of the worst of the custom boxes on the interior.

Is that grass or carpet?

Fancy green paint is present in the engine compartment, but it’s not clear there have been any real upgrades here.

Ad text:

Fully tricked out 99 chevy astro van show car/vehicle for sale w/ only 109K miles.
3800.00 OBO
(Must sell no trades sorry.)

PICTURE GALLERY: 
http://s278.photobucket.com/user/misterite/slideshow/The%20Jambulance

EXTERIOR: 
Shaved handles & molding with fob operated poppers to open doors.
Frenched (tilted) license plate. 
Fully unique body kit. You will NEVER find another like this. 
Custom grills & 2 tone paint (green white). Even the engine compartment has been color matched. 
20″ EVO wheels with brake covers.
All 4 wheels are on Air suspension (airbags)
2 Air Zenith compressors and 2 tanks for fast air bag fill. 
Borla exhaust kit.

INTERIOR:
Painted matching dash.
Stitching on all doors.
Full tan leather limo interior.
4 custom leather captain chairs.
Indash EQ and CD system.
Extended overhead console.
Dual battery system.
Switches and pressure gauges for air system are tastefully mounted in the center console. 
Fire Extinguisher.

http://s278.photobucket.com/user/misterite/slideshow/The%20Jambulance

MANY MANY EXTRAS
This is just a partial list. Remember, the van is almost 15 years old and has it’s minor issues. 
It runs and drives well but it needs shocks and the radiator runs hot.
Also, due to a sloppy tow job (expired reg), some of the front body panels are loose.
Please E-mail your contact information for full details.
I will respond to text or calls: Nine 4 Nine 3 zero Six 5 Three 8 Seven.
SCAMMER/SPAMMERS WILL BE TOLERATED NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SALES PITCH

Thanks!
-Rob