Because standard Suzuki X90s aren’t weird enough…

Our dear seller has modified the rear of a Suzuki X90 in an ill-advised attempt to make it into a normal vehicle.  Naturally, this custom job has yielded something even stranger than the original.

Notably, this is also the only ad we’ve ever seen which contains the words “also have 3 other X90s” and in which one might just be able to a deal for not, one, not two, not three, but four Suzuki X90s!  Really, it’s too bad Red Bull abandoned these for Coopers.

We sincerely doubt the promised ‘tight weather seal’ is true.

Click for Craigslist ad
North Orange County, CA
$4,500 each, two for $8,000, three for $10,000 or all four for $12,000

Beautiful work, eh?

Ad text:

JUST THE VEHICLE FOR THE DESERT.
PULL IT BEHIND YOUR RV OR TRUCK.
4X4 ALL WHEEL DRIVE.
ECONOMICAL 4 CYLINDER
AIR CONDITIONING
REAR SEAT HOLDS 3 ADULTS
ROLL BAR AND BIKINI SNAP CANVAS FOR TIGHT WEATHER SEAL
REMOVABLE DOORS
HIGH CLEARENCE FROM THE ROAD AND ROCKS/ SKID PANEL IN FRONT
TOW BRACKETS FOR EASY HOOKUP AND TOWING
ASKING $4,500 OR OFFER OR TRADE.
ALSO HAVE 3 OTHER X90’s – ONE 1997 AND 2 – 1996’S
THE 97 IS RED AND THE 96’S ARE BLACK AND ONE IS SILVER.
ALL ARE AUTOMATIC AND 3 HAVE AIR CONDITIONING (EXCEPT THE SILVER).
AM ASKING $4500 FOR EACH OR 2 FOR $8000 OR 3 FOR $10,000 OR ALL 4 FOR $12,000.