Are you a goth or vampire type? Maybe you just love Ministry’s early work, like I do. If any of these is true, this could be the car for you! Still, it appears that Jesus did NOT build this hot rod.
Wondering about the condition of the car? You won’t find much info, but the ad does provide amusing quotes:
“Transmission line blew though so all the fluid pissed out.”
“Working partition window makes drinking legal in the back.”
The seller does claim the interior is all there, but needs attention; and the transmission supposedly was not harmed by the loss of fluid.
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Wilmington, CA
$2,999
This could be purchased by Mike Huckabee just to be crushed.
The number of the best is repeated on the side. More importantly, the rear says “I’m gonna f@cking kill you.”
Lettering is a bit hard to see in this light. The freaks come out at night…
Ad text:
Awesome project that you can drive as you restore. Runs, drives, and stops good. Transmission line blew though so all the fluid pissed out. DID NOT harm the transmission. Very straight body with minor rust, nothing too terrible. Working partition window makes drinking legal in the back. Interior will need attention but is all there, jump seats and all. Newer batteries and tires. Current tags, clean title in hand, no smog required. Completely badass project that I simply don’t have time to finish. 562 xxx xxxx. No low ballers! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_Series_70